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5、⛅⭐⭐⛅和老爸老妈在客厅看电视,老爸突然问了句:宝贝,中午吃什么?我随口回答,水煮鱼。。。我爸悠悠来了句:滚一边去,我问你妈呢!我。。。[
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅春花秋月何时了,考试知多少。教室昨夜又报分,成绩不堪回首,月明中。上次余悸今犹在,只是科目改。问君何时能毕业,恰似一潭死水永无望。[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅食堂吃饭,见一漂亮妹子一人吃饭。我过去搭讪道:同学,你是一个人吗?大概是妹子不喜欢我这种乱搭讪的人,便冷冷道:不是!我顺势道:哦,原来你不是一个人啊!妹子瞬间拉下了脸!我又说:你不是一个人,那你一定是仙女喽,能让我在旁边沾点仙气么! 妹子红着脸没说话,我就当她默许了[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show. Next to me was a woman demonstrating a shower saver. As she was telling a passer-by the qualities of the device, she mentioned that it saved 25000 gallons of water a year. The man stood as if deep in thought. Finally, the woman asked if he had any questions. "No," he replied. "I am just trying to figure out where I'll store all the water."我在洛杉矶一家卖家庭和花园用具的摊棚工作。我隔壁摊位的女士说卖沐浴节水器的,当她向一位过路人推销淋浴电器时,她提到了这个节水器每年可省下2.5万加仑的水。那位过路人站在那里好像深思什么。最后,摊主问他有什么问题没有。“没有”,他说:“我只是在想我把这些节省下来的水储存到哪儿去呢?”[
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