林娜
回复 Mikio : 这部《欧美mv日mv韩mv亚》A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着："一分一块钱。"第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。[
Alfred
回复 Aotaki: 一天，狮子和狗熊在果园里db，几天后狮子db附近的树长的比熊db附近的树茂盛。于是熊说了句包含哲理的话：狮屎胜于熊便啊~！[
Valentina
回复 Bussières:
1、今天本人和老婆吵架了，老婆声音比较大，给我16个月的儿子吓哭了，我那个气呀。我摸摸儿子的脑袋说了句：儿呀，爹是好爹，妈可不一定是好妈呀，记着啊。我老婆也过来摸着儿子的脑袋说了句：儿呀，妈是亲妈，爹可不一定是亲爹呀！
2、老婆站在沙滩上，在老公面前不停地搔首弄姿。“怎么样？”她说，“我减掉了一磅，你能看出我和以前有什么区别吗？”老公捡起一块小石头扔进大海，然后说：“海滩上少了一块石头，你能看出有什么区别吗？”
3、老公：“你在结婚前炫耀的好身段、好脸蛋，全都是整
